Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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