- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Worst joke ever

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

squirrels with massive bonerss

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

one day i went to bed

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.