This one sucks!

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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obama

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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