65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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GONNA

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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