- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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