- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Black History Month

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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