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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Where do you live? In a house

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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