how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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bitches be crafty.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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whats a dick a dick

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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