What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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