- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A man made a sandwich.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Badgers are cool

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Zach Barlow

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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