- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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