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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Knock, knock. answers door

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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