black guy graduating high school

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Penisland

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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