A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Ron Paul for President!

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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