- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Women.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

shauns beautiful

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Land Rovers

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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