- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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