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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

roses are black violets are black im blind

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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