water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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feces

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Zach Barlow

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Badgers are cool

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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A man made a sandwich.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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