- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Yes.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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