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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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