- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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