Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Snooki

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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