- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

milly, milly, milly, cat

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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