Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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im black

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fruit salad?

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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