What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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agp

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Poop

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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