ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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