Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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yeah..

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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obamas trench

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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