Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Racial Equality.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Poop

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9/11

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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yeah..

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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