What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Racial Equality.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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obamas trench

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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It’s dead.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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