Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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lol

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Anti Joke

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