i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Jews.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Racial Equality.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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