Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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