Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Anti Joke

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