What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Racial Equality.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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