What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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9/11

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Barack Obama.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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