Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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