In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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