What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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yeah..

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wat?

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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9/11

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Barack Obama.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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