Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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yeah..

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Racial Equality.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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