whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Men, get on the boat.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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