whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Chicken penis.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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girls basketball

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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IU football

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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