- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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