What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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