a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Yes.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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