Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Your mom is fat

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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