What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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You're Adopted.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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obama leadership

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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