knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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