A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Meow.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Anti Joke

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