How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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This is not an anti joke.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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