Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Obama

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Woman's Rights

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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