What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Hello Braydon

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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this is not a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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I have aids

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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