- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

I lost my tractor.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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