what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Your mom is fat

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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