What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Penis.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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brainfart

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i like turtals and kids

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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