- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

my captcha says : forkin chickens

milly, milly, milly, cat

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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