the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

A cow says moo and explodes.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Why did i write this? I was bored

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

No.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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