So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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