- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

ass in my face ? no

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Needless to say,

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Strawberries!

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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