- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Knock knock. Come in.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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