Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Samantha

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Proof reading

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i dont like chris

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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