What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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