A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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I was born.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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69

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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