What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Women.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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