Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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