- Anti Joke

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Women.