Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Your social life.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Deadly cancer.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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