- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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