Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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poo

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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What's the difference between a duck

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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