Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

my name is Jacob sartorious

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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