wood cant chuck wood

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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modern love

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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